The Handsome Hound Dog Mug of Dr. Phil

Just wrote this tune with my pal Bill Stair. It's rough as hell just now, but I bet you'll laugh! We'll slick it up from here.

Handsome Hound Dog Mug (Steve Lafler/ Bill Stair)

INTRO: Em - G - / A - - - /

D - - - /

Hey Dr. Phil! Where have you been?

D - - - /

You Fell right off my radar again

G - - - /

I wanna see your great big nose

D - - - /

And your great big hound dog head

A - G - / D - - - /

Get feeling real good in my life again

Take the talking cure with Dr. Phil

Yak-yakking it up, don't give no pill

Straight up cold turkey for those on smack

No going home for clothes and stash

With the big old hound dog face of Dr. Phil

BRIDGE:

Em - G - /

My problem Phil, ya gotta know

D - - - /

Can't sing like a pop star diva

Em - G - /

Don't got inflection, don't got no pose

A - - - /

Need some direction from the man who knows

INSTRUMENTAL:

D - - - / D - - - / D - - - / D - - - /

G - - - / G - - - / D - - - / D - - - /

A - - - / G - - - / D - - - / D - - - /

Repeat Bridge

Straight talking Phil & his manly 'stash

He's Oprah's friend, he's gotta plan

He ain't no pussy, he’s standing tall

Cold penetrating eyes of destiny

on the Big ol' houndog face of Dr. Phil

But Phil's ten years in, he's fadin' Fast

If he had any hair, it'd be turning gray

On the handsome houndog mug of Dr. Phil

On the handsome houndog mug of Dr. Phil

On the handsome houndog mug of Dr. Phil